Tuesday, July 19, 2011

4 Stupid Crazes I've Thankfully Only Seen On The Internet

People do stupid things. Put them in a group and the stupidity gets multiplied exponentially. Add the anonymity of the internet and, Whoa Nellie!, things get so stupid it needs a helmet and extra supervision. Here, then, are the five stupidest things I've seen lately on the internet.

4. The Shuffle. It's just a dance that started in Australia and when white people find out that they have rhythm, you gotta let them celebrate as much as possible. But the guys in this video:

are Berry Gordy's son and grandson, which makes them neither white nor Australian. There is no excuse.

3.Ghost Riding. This was apparently so popular, it had it's own song and grandma was doing it.

2. Whistles for your car. Why, oh why would anyone want to annoy friends and strangers alike with a car that makes so much noise? Perhaps it was the excellent salesmanship of Bubb Rub and Lil Sis.

1. Planking. WTF?

Seriously, WT fucking F?

What does this have to do with jewelry making and/or selling? Go to my Etsy and see! WARNING!!!! There is no explanation as to what any of this has to do with jewelry on my Etsy.


  1. I really enjoyed the first video - is that because I'm white?

    I prefer to think it's because both those guys were sexy, and the video was 80s style with a story line and everything. :P

  2. Of course you enjoyed it. That's Berry Gordy's issue.