Monday, October 3, 2011

I Was Made Wrong.

Because I was made without a third hand. Who is responsible for this mix-up? On the one hand we could blame genetics since the human genome dictates that anyone born with a third hand is a mutant. On the other hand we can blame the grand designer, who didn't look far enough ahead into the future to see that, once we stopped swinging from the trees and lost the use of our feet as a tool, an extra hand would have been, well, handy. And on the gripping hand. . . there is no gripping hand.

Well there is a cure for this. It's called Third Hand and it's better than anything our genes could have pulled out of our extra rib. Because this third hand comes equipped with a magnifying glass and built in light. Take that Mother Nature!




The only problem that could arise from having been born with a third hand would be finding stylish dresses and shirts that fit.

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