Things To See, People To Do

My dance card is full today, too bad all my dance partners are drunks with BO. First on the list is Unemployment. I'm sure that'll be a lovely experience. Since I don't have time for a proper entry and won't be back for the rest of the day to make one, here's a bunch of stupid shit I've already said elsewhere on the internet. So if you know me from other places, you may have already read some of these.

• Reese Witherspoon is a beautiful woman but she still resembles an English bulldog.
  
• Your little brother doesn't know the original song from that Old Navy commercial song, Let's Talk About Jeans? Well, that was Salt 'n Peppa singing about being musicians: Let's talk about sax playing. Let's talk about bass and strings. . .
  
• Something I learned at 4 AM. A show called American Beaver will be totally different on Nat Geo Wild than on Cinemax.
  
• Sure you can make a necklace with anal beads. I'd make sure they were unused. Unless you're selling them in Germany.
  

Off to be humiliated at the Dept of Labor. Wish me luck!